“Three Strikes and You’re No Good” Music by Taylor Swift Lyrics by Ashley “Colonel Lovejuice” Burns Inspired by [Insert Athlete’s Name] (First verse) You may lead the league in blocks But there’s no time left on my clocks Your home runs may pack the stands But honey we ain’t holdin’ hands No moooooooooooore (Chorus) Strike one, you’re no fun Strike two, who the heck are you?Strike three, to be mean to me Strike four, you’re out the door My heart split the uprights but you’re no good (Second verse) It’s a good thing I’m not an ump Because I’d give your head a lump I’d check you into the glass And you’d never touch my…

Sidney crosby dating model video

We have been through the ringer searching for answers here, at one point chasing a lead for days only to find out it was one of his teammate’s wives.

As worldwide a star as he is, his ability to keep his private life hidden is second to none.

There are a lot of rumors out there, most pointing to him dating model Kathy Leutner.

She was in the running for SI Swimsuit 2011 model search, but sadly she didn’t make it.

She works for Abercrombie & Fitch and has been on the cover of Fitness magazine many times. There’s not too much information about this hot, long-legged model, seems that the couple have managed to keep their relationship out of the spotlight.

Kathy Leutner has also made advertisements for Faviana Couture and Hollister Co.

Despite being the face of the NHL and arguably one of the most valuable players in the league, there is one thing that is not certain about Sidney Crosby – who he’s dating.

Pittsburgh’s 96.1 KISS FM Morning Freak Show, hosted by Mikey and Big Bob, responded to a Twitter rumor yesterday that Pittsburgh Penguins star Sidney Crosby is dating country-turned-pop star Taylor Swift.

Normally, I’d be like, “Stupid morning radio bros startin’ poop with awful photoshops” but not this time, because this rumor totally seems like it could be true.

For example, Swift is playing at the Amway Center tonight in my beloved Bethlehem of the meth belt, Orlando, and I wouldn’t even flinch if someone walked up to me in a strip club and said, “Hey I heard Sidney Crosby’s in town because Taylor Swift is playing a show tonight” because she has a different boyfriend every week.

In fact, I’m shocked that she hasn’t dated Crosby yet. So because it’s eventually going to happen, and Swift will break up with whichever athlete she gets her talons on (please be Tebow, please be Tebow…) and then she’ll write an entire album about him, I took the liberty of writing her first hit single off that album.