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It generally centers around "Sex, withholding of" but also contains dictates like "wear pink," "play games" and "don't reveal your true nature." This category sometimes gets contributions from patronizing men (see: Harvey, Steve) whose "real talk" advice is suspiciously like that of said grandma, without the excuse of being one.

Oh, and "acting like a French woman" is its own subset., refined by Tucker Max, espoused by their armies of acolytes, this brand of advice is generally for men, by men, and is designed to help them get laid.

Useful to women only in that it's a shortcut on whom to avoid. Faux Girl-Power Advice Huff Po singles out Tila Tequila and JWoww in their list of bad dating books, and they're a reason: both fall firmly into the camp that mistakes making out with another chick for a guy's benefit with some kind of vague empowerment.

"Other than my foundation—mentoring programs—everything I do is for money.

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

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Tila's advice ("Fuck like a porn star") and JWoww's ("cleavage") are striking in both their unhelpfulness and their conspicuous desire to attract a man who follows Douchebag Advice.

, is shooting to the top of the best-seller lists, and Oprah says she loves everything it has to say!