“Cause we’re up here and they’re 4) Certain sports are more prestigious than others.

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“There’s always this feeling like, you might not even this girl next week.” Sure enough, Autumn Ajirotutu (wife of Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Seyi Ajirotutu) confirms she only prefers to hang out with wives instead of girlfriends.

This leads to much drama in the first episode, as Natalie Halcro (girlfriend of Indianapolis Colts linebacker Shaun Phillips) and her cousin, Olivia Pierson (not currently attached but has previously dated athletes) are invited on a group trip to Vegas.

Needless to say, the wives are not pleased, because Natalie and Olivia do not act very classy. “That’s what makes us wives and that’s why they’re not,” Sasha explains.

’s new reality show “WAGS” followed that formula in its first episode on Tuesday night, but there are some new twists to this series: Namely, it’s educational.

“Private jets, vacations, parties, photo shoots, black cards,” ticks off Ashley North (girlfriend of Washington Redskins safety Dashon Goldson). “There’s a need to be perfect,” clarifies Barbie Blank (fiancée of Anaheim Ducks defenseman Sheldon Souray). “Everyone’s aspiring to be a wife.” Below that, there’s fiancée, which is also acceptable because at least you have a ring on it.

“You name it, we got it.” Some of the women have careers — as a model, a makeup artist, a stylist– but they are primarily defined by their lives of luxury in the pro athlete world. “There’s always competition of who looked the best.” That means designer clothes, blowouts and lots of makeup, especially on game day, when your No. “That’s their moment to shine.” 3) Wives rule the WAGS world. Then, there’s the less-coveted “girlfriend.” Below that?

1 responsibility is to show up and support your man. “Jersey chasers,” one of the kinder euphemisms attributed to the women who strive to date sports figures.

If you’ve seen enough “Real Housewives” type reality shows starring wealthy women, you know the drill: The characters are introduced. Here are some of the teachable moments from the premiere: glamorous. “The Queen WAG would obviously be the wife,” explains Sasha Gates (wife of recently-suspended San Diego Chargers tight end Antonio Gates).

Someone suggests an “impromptu” trip to Vegas/the Bahamas/Hawaii. However, you do learn a lot about the apparently frightening world of being with a professional athlete. puts it, “These WAGS are playing the most competitive sport out there: getting and keeping that pro-athlete man.” Or as we put it, this is a show that will make feminists weep.

(A distinguished group including Carrie Underwood, Iggy Azalea and Victoria Beckham, producers want you to know.) This series chronicles a group of women either dating or married to sports stars, with as much real and manufactured drama as you would expect.

First, WAGS stands for “Wives And Girlfriend S” of professional athletes.